The Quotable James Hardin - Part 2

(While playing outside)

James: Can I play in my socks?

Mama: No, I don't want your socks to get dirty.

James: Can I play in my toes?

James: Do you want a soo-vie?

Aunt Steph: A what?

James: Soo-vie

Mama: Smoothie

Aunt Steph: I'm sorry I didn't understand you.

James: I'm sorry I said soo-vie that way.

(James sneezes)

Mama: God Bless you!

(James sneezes again)

Mama: God Bless you!

James: Oh!  I made two God Bless yous!

(About an hour later, James sneezes a third time)

James: Oh!  I made three God Bless yous!

(While helping me making buttermilk pancakes)

James: I don't like buttermilk.  I like white milk.  It is fun to drink.  And to look at.

(While getting his diaper changed)

James: Cookie Monster is angry.

Mama: Why is Cookie Monster Angry?

James: Because I made a stinky.

(I look down and notice that he's wearing Sesame Street diapers, and there's a big picture of Cookie Monster's face on the butt!)

James: Oh, no!  Curious George broke his armpit!

(Talking to Matthew after he returned from a run.  James likes to watch him out the window.)

James: I saw you running really fast, Deda.  Then I looked out and thought I saw you again, but I didn't.

Deda: Oh, did you see someone else running?

James: No, it was just a house.

James: Oh no!  Curious George broke his armpit!