The Quotable James Hardin

(After going to the doctor, Charlie got shots.  James did not.)

Deda: Where did you go today?

James: Doctor

Deda: Did you get a shot?

James: Ga (yes)

Deda: Where did you get a shot?

James: (5 second pause) In Charlie.

(At an ice cream shop)

Mama: Do you want sprinkles or anything on your ice cream?

James: I want my ice cream cold.

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(I was trying to rock Charlie to sleep, and James sits next to us, puts an arm around Charlie, and says)

James: It's OK Charlie.  You're beautiful Charlie.

(James was mad at me for some reason)

James: Want Mama go outside and sit in the snow and watch me through the window.
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Mama: James, do you want to move back to Indiana?

James: Yeah.  Want to move into Grandpa's workshop and I can live in the tractor.

Mama: What do you want to be when you grow up?
James: A baseball player who drives tractors.
Mama: Do you want to be a Farmer?
James: No! A baseball player who drives tractors. 

(After telling James a friend of ours is pregnant)

Mama: Do you think the baby is a boy or a girl?

James: A girl.

Mama: What do you think they'll name her?

James: Tattoo.

Mama: James, why don't you like to feed yourself?

James: Because.

Mama: Because why?

James: Because I like to yell.

(After a bad case of diaper rash, while saying his prayers at night)

James: Want to pray my bottom is happy.

(James is staring off into space)

Mama: James, are you ok?

James: I'm just so happy.